Horoscopes have no scientific basis. They're printed here solely for your entertainment and amusement. But don't tell Horace.
Aries Mar 21 - April 19: Take the high road and don't look back. Something's gaining on you from the past. It's time to get outa Dodge, at least, until the 21st when the spotlight is off you.
Taurus April 20 - May 20: Travel, success, love, fame, adulation, health and even revenge are in your future until the screaming, puking, pooping kiddies wake up from your nap.
Gemini May 21 - June 20: Others seek you out -- for money. Here're some good excuses: My dog ate my check. I left my wallet in my other pants (purse). I was just going to ask you. My last dime went to my alimony payment.
Cancer June 21 - July 22: You can't see the forest for the trees at this time. You're fixated on minutia that could be your undoing. But look out when you step back to see the big picture, you might trip over the cat and bust your butt.
Leo July 23 - Aug 22: Communications open up. You finally hear from long lost loves, friends, business contacts. And they all want something from you -- borrowed money, lawn mowers and that copy of LOVE STORY you left in the john at the apartment you got evicted from in 1984.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22: Interesting communications come your way. But they are cryptic and puzzling so don't jump to conclusions. For example, a message that says, "Meet me at midnight when the moon is full in the plaza by the fountain," isn't from Mr. Right but a mugger.